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Good evening, morning reader, and welcome to our ✨️ shiny ✨️ new blog for those of you committed to reading word-spillings of a UV-infused chaos gremlin.

What's the point of a blog?

Intended in the most patronising way:

"A blog is a regularly updated website or section of a site featuring informational, conversational, or educational articles (posts) arranged in reverse chronological order." - Dr Google (2026)

ℹ️ Fun fact: Did you know that the first blog pre-dates the Crustacean Period and was written by a Tyrannosaurus Rex venting the frustration of not being able to scratch one's own eyelids?

Will reading Tidal Rave articles ruin my life?

Allow me to elaborate with a quick elevator pitch (providing that the elevator breaks down for three hours and you don't awkwardly end the conversation by beating me): It will soon be apparent that with the power of our amazingly worded articles, we will curate and share our pseudo-academic bunk using the old-fashioned format of written WORDS. (Yes, GENERATION ZED, people still READ! Urgh!). And with these WORDS, our goal is to "Make reading fun again", by injecting goofy humour and tremendous self-proclaimed wit into Tidal Rave related updates about music, shows, content and things we are generally passionate talking about, all intended for the reader who emits a powerful "Why am I like this?" energy.

Ultimately, we hope to present to you, a new kind of blog – the kind that makes you walk away "Ooooo"-ing or "Aaaaa"-ing your way into a sort of vowel-induced coma. Or perhaps invoking enough of a reaction to fund your next all-inclusive holiday to Turkey via a swear pot.

And the best part about it? It's all freeee, unless of course we try to sell you something with the clever use of hyperlinking. Like this.

If I haven't given you enough of a reason to come back wanting more, then you need to go for a nice walk on the beach and have a think about that.

Latest news

• New music is being cooked! The ingredients for our next single release are pure elation with a generous sprinkling of cheddar. Meanwhile, all of our latest tunes can be found via the Music Tab.

• New gigs will be arriving soon, please visit our Shows Tab for more updates.

• Our new Store is open for business! 🛍

• Lonely for your next party? Take a Rave Buddy.
  

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